SYMPTOMS
Although it is likely for a chaser to perhaps exhibit one or two of these symptoms, several together should raise concern. There are a few symptoms that are very serious independently and no other symptoms are necessary for immediate admission...these are indicated with a ! Since the study of SDS is in it's initial stages and the disease is progressing and spreading, some symptoms may not have yet been identified. These will be updated on an ongoing basis.
1.) Innate fascination with the "little tornado" in the bathtub drain
2.) Creates a backsheared anvil and overshooting top with mashed potatoes or ice cream
3.) Closely studies a piece of popcorn comparing it to a cumulonimbus head.
4.) ! Secretly watches videotape of "Twister" repeatedly
5.) Drives 300 miles just to see a rain shower and then "core punches" it
6.) Runs outside in underwear when thunder is heard
7.) ! Begs neighbors to open their doors all at once letting the air conditioned air out in hopes of creating some sort of mesoscale lifting/convergence event to initiate convection.
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